What is it with women and porn?
I know it will come as a complete shock to all 2 of my regular readers, but I like sex. I like reading about it, I like watching it on the big or little screen, and I like it in real life. It has been a real learning experience for me over the years that this is not the norm for most women. What's up with that? It's not like I was raised in a cat house. I mean, I know I have an overactive imagination, but I'm really pretty normal otherwise.
Why is it that women have such a hard time with porn? I understand the serious ick factor of child pornography or snuff movies, but what exactly is the issue with consenting adult relations? We're nearly 300 years past Plymouth Rock, so do we HAVE to be such effing puritans? Why can't we all just take our clothes off and get along?
Trust me, people who spend most of their time having or watching someone get some probably aren't the ones out screwing up the rest of the world. I could be wrong, but I don't think so.
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Shocking!
I guess now I know why you never respond to my texts...you're watching probably porn on your cell phone during a conference call (hope you have a good headset).
"Hard time"...ouch, that was bad.
So, I couldn't help but notice that you didn't mention anything about and ick factor for barnyard porn. Is that due to your proximity to Tijuana? Well...
It's WAAAY too difficult to watch porn on a cell phone. The money shots are just too small...
was that the voice of experience?
maybe on your ipod then? just wait until they get that whole 3-D thing figured out!
note to self: invent bluetooth vibrator.
ooooh...that would give a whole new meaning to pocket rocket!
...if I could just get it to pulsate to the beat of a Marvin Gaye or Roxy Music song, I'd be sooo money.
Good thought...I like it
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